7-03 Paris Free: I Promise!

But I can't help but talk about the other train wrecks out there, like Lindsay Lohan, who celebrated her 21st birthday from Promises Rehab clinic yesterday with her family. She was cited for a DUI after driving with twice the legal limit of alcohol in her system along with traces of cocaine before Memorial Day which forced her back into the clinic, this time for an extended stay. She was going to be having that big bash in Vegas that was sponsored by a Vodka company - clearly that didn't pan out.

Speaking of trainwrecks, it seems Vanessa Manillo is joining in the ranks of Britney, Lindsay and Paris. It was only about a month ago when those photos of allegedly her and Lindsay posing provocatively with knives - now some new photos have surfaced. Lets just say they are of both her and Nick Lachey... in a jacuzzi, and we'll leave it at that. The photos are in the hands of magazines forcing the couple to recruit a lawyer to send letters to all the major magazines telling them that if they print (what they can of) the photos they will be sued. I don't know though - if I were a magazine I'd probably risk the lawsuit for the massive sales that would be a result of printing them. We'll see what happens when they all hit the news stands who was willing to risk it.

In the "Justice Always Prevails" category, the Goldman family has acquired the right to OJ's failure of a book "If I Did It". Let me first backtrack. OJ Simpson allegedly killed his wife and Ron Goldman, but was acquitted on the fact that the glove didn't fit. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit! OK, enough there - he penned a book recently explaining obviously what the title is - If he did it, how he would have done it. He got an advance from his publishers on the book, but spent it before the chicken had hatched and due to public outrage the publisher pulled the printing. They started asking for their money back, OJ couldn't pull it together so he had to file bankruptcy. In the Bankruptcy proceedings, the Goldman Family was able to purchase the rights to the book. So what will they do? They have retitled it "Confessions of a Double Murderer" and are currently shopping it around. Now THAT I will buy.

And finally in the wacko celebrity relationship category, this Criss Angel, Cameron Diaz love triangle started strange and is getting stranger (more strange?) with the allegations being thrown around and the admissions and denials. So apparently, Criss has been keeping a wife in hiding. They were married 5 years ago after dating for 10. They didn't talk about it publicly to help with Criss' image with females. She went public yesterday saying she was filing for divorce because of abandonment, mental cruelty and for having an affair with Cam. But that was yesterday. Now it's to TODAY giving reps plenty of time to come up with their stories. Cameron's camp has said they went on 4 dates in May this year and they are NOT dating. They dug up also that the wife filed her petition actually last year in 2006, so this has nothing to do with Diaz. And Criss Angel may have dedicated his Cement Block trick to his "new girl Cameron - I love you" on June 5th, but he now says he tells everyone he loves them and they're just friends. Hmmm - with all this denial it sounds like they're in a relationship to me!